December 9, 2011

Top Ten Worst Church Signs

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10 – “Keep using My Name in vain and I’ll make rush hour longer.”

9 – Don’t wait for six strong men to bring you to church!

8 – Free coffee, everlasting life – Yes, membership has its perks!

7 – Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads!

6 – Don’t be so open-minded that your brains fall out!

5 – Try Jesus – If you don’t like Him, the devil will take you back!

4 – Stop drop and roll does not work in hell!

3 – So you think its hot HERE?!

2 – Soul food served here.

1 – Got an hour for God?

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